The following is obviously thought through intelligently by a girl with too much "thought time". Just accept the fact! No one's perfect, not you not him! But some assholes deserved to be rejected back to the "Singles' Factory".
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men aremarried.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nicemen, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nicemen with money think we are only after theirmoney.
7. The handsome men without money are after ourmoney.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice andsomewhat heterosexual, don't think we arebeautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that areheterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money,are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money and thankGod are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKETHE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the firstmove, automatically lose interest in us when wetake the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, andit's our job to stomp on them and keepthem in the dark until they mature into somethingyou'd like to have dinner with."
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