What happened to pure sweet lady? Or ladies, for that matter? Everywhere I turn now, it seems that the female kinda has taken a steep plunge to the abyss. "Hell knows no fury, like a woman's wrath.", excellent words to describe my recent passings. Frightening how great the fairer sex has developed the art of multi-tasking; one second they practise hypocrisy the next, a violent outburst of backstabbing. Enough have we scamper wimply as you beat your hairless chests and roar like Queen Kong.
Down with tyranny! Down with Buffy the MALE Vampire Slayer! Down with straight men with handbags!
What triggers this counter-attack on girls/ladies/mistresses/wives/girlfriends ? Basically a noticable amount of rise in their bitchy hormones. I've suffered stings from these BEE-itches and I'm not gonna sulk in a corner, hugging my teddy and suffer mental/emotional trauma. What's harder to swallow down? Fellow men, unappreciated and treated like slaves to the Cleo-bitch-tras. I question; when did the amount of love you have equate to the amount of suffering you can endure? Love makes a fool out of us all, a terrible fool. Girls make a fool out of us all, a terrified fool! We must not, cannot and shall not be snuffed out beneath the "might" of whines and fake "sa jiao"!
-continues-
As I was saying, the only reason why women are climbing over our heads is simply because we can't live without them. Yes, but isn't that a bullet to my own foot? No, not really. You see, admitting that guys can't live without female attention is the first step to rectify the problem at hand. Pampering them the the root of all these evil! Once upon a time, in the primitive era or the Jurassic era, whichever you prefer, men would use stone clubs to whack the ladies they take a liking to. Then bring their new prized possession back to their caves and VOILA! A family. Gosh, I miss the old times. Nowadays, men court women with tender loving care. Gifts, often not with our own money.. Flowers, often not even ones we like.. Does it make courtship any easier? NO! Instead, if they find us a nuisance, they'll club us on the head and send us on our way! Atrocious, I say!
After these trashing of the ladies', you might ask my bottom-line. But the truth is, I still enjoy hanging out with them, making new aquaintances and hopefully fall in love again. After all, I am a man, who once pampered a special someone, to get clubbed furiously on my ego and emotion. So this entry is thanks to only Sarah. Thanks to her, I'm a new person~ Cheerios~
[[about me]]
20 years of age.
Enlisting in Army/Navy soon!
[[Esteems]]
Felines.
Style. Confidence. Creativity. Humor. Sassiness. Articulated use of
English Part-time drama queens Potato salad with bacon bits
[[Exiles]]
Attitude. The word "whatever". Sudden break-ups.(even those
not concerning me). Acts of cowardice More than 4 singlish vocabularies in a single
sentence.
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